Cloud Calendar (for men)
So my latest idea, amongst others, is for a new time management / anti-passive aggressive tool called Cloud Calendar. Still working on the name as apparently Apple already has a product with the same name.
Tag line:
“Why not just let everyone who dictates your schedule anyways finally do it in an organized, open manner?! Keep track of all those “dinner with my parents - your going” you don’t care about but have to go to, with Cloud Calendar!”
Obviously the target for this would be men in painful relationships. Anyways, the concept is that it would help men to manage their schedules by taking them completely out of the equation: my product will not even let them do anything other than buy the app. Most “spoken for” men don’t manage their own lives (thank god), yet often have to make excuses to everyone around them for scheduling mishaps and conflicts. Why not just let everyone else (who’s scheduling YOUR life anyways) manage it?! Let the disputes between Mom’s or Dad’s for Christmas be fought between them! What about all those times you thought you could go for a beer with friends but really were supposed to be Christmas decoration shopping?
Really though, this would probably help stop the people who cause these issues, simply by making them public. Passive aggressive people are really just passive aggressive because if they acted that way in a direct manner, we’d be free to judge them mercilessly for their ridiculously imposing, self-serving demands.
Oh totally aside, new tee-shirt line concept: The MikeS “Revolution through Ridicule” Bitter line: Black apparel, white lettering:
“I’m happy because she tells me I am.”
“I’m here because I was told I want to be here.”
“I’m in this relationship because I was told No when I tried ending it”
and a nice tie in to the Cloud Calendar:
“I don’t know what my plans are, please ask her/my GF / my wife”
Given the 46%+ failure rate of marriages, you have to figure I’d at least have a market size of 50% of the population + people in bad relationships in general :) This is a good idea.
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