February 2012
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Powerpoint: Fuck you.
That’s all. I just wanted something officially out there.
You know what? That’s not all - I often feel like Microsoft Office products should actually work well with one another. Like a sitcom family that actually likes one another and has meaningful dinner conversation.
One Quick note on this weird image - is this family tri/quad-racial? what the hell is going on in here? Got to...
October 2011
2 posts
September 2011
1 post
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Sean Connery and why his portrait is in my home →
December 2010
1 post
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Cloud Calendar (for men)
So my latest idea, amongst others, is for a new time management / anti-passive aggressive tool called Cloud Calendar. Still working on the name as apparently Apple already has a product with the same name.
Tag line:
“Why not just let everyone who dictates your schedule anyways finally do it in an organized, open manner?! Keep track of all those “dinner with my parents - your...
November 2010
2 posts
Alert the Media - We've been had
[Girl]: second night in a row, was in bed at least an hour and a half earlier than usual and i couldn't fall asleep to save my life
Me: :(
[Girl]: was wandering around the house at 3:45 am
Me: as my clone I could make a suggestion that's guaranteed to work, however, it's forward
[Girl]: but when i wake up, i clear my sinuses and then feel fine for the most part
[Girl]: lol
[Girl]: doesn't work for me ;-)
Me: pack of lies
Me: LIES
Me: oh
Me: you're not a guy
[Girl]: lol
Me: that kind of thing makes you want to clean and cook and pet things
[Girl]: hahahahaha
Me: which kind of makes sense
Me: because for guys, that moment is pretty much the culmination of everything we're here for
Me: and for ladies, that's the start
Me: *fear*
[Girl]: hahaha
Me: omg yet another epiphany!
[Girl]: hahaha
Me: it's not women that should hold out!
Me: it's men!!
Me: OMG
[Girl]: hahahahaha
Me: ALERT THE MEDIA
ALERT THEM
August 2010
1 post
May 2010
2 posts
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100th Post!!!
Wow. 100 posts of ridiculousness. 1 set of MikeS related shirts printed. People following this blog/site: 3. People offended: at least 2.
Offended to following: 66.6%
<we can do better>
Been a crazy what, 2 years?! Figured this was a good time to post our rating!
http://websitegrader.com/site/whoismikes.tumblr.com/
Hey! I apparently write at the high-school level! Alright public school...
March 2010
1 post
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February 2010
4 posts
January 2010
3 posts
November 2009
3 posts
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October 2009
1 post
September 2009
2 posts
August 2009
3 posts
July 2009
1 post
June 2009
1 post
Helen Keller Simulator →
View source. Laugh.
May 2009
4 posts
Spotted on the Internets!
MikeS has resurfaced! Though he managed to dodge his stalker for some time, it was only inevitable.
Follow the Real MikeS here!: http://twitter.com/TherealMikeS
MikeS has gone Missing!
APB on MikeS! He’s been absent from GoogleTalk for over a week, refuses contact, shut down his facebook, and is rumoured to have requested a priest. If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of MikeS, stop hiding it, give him the lotion (not the hose), and let him out.
Or provide us with a suitable replacement.
More to come…
April 2009
3 posts
/rant
Vincent: AND DOUCHENOZZLE's back hitting on my cubewall mate!
Vincent: GO AWAY
Vincent: NO ONE LIKES YOU
Vincent: GET A CAT
if you have to look it up on urban dictionary, you...
Reblogged from smartblonde:
best pic evar
March 2009
6 posts
Worst Advertising, ever: →
Worst Advertising ever.
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Robot Programmed to Love Goes too Far →
Great, and skynet’s not far behind. Hell hath no fury, etc., etc. This is the kind of stupidity that will give us our first self-aware network. With any luck, they’ll call it MikeS.net
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February 2009
7 posts
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