Who Is MikeS? - Alert the Media

Alert the Media - We've been had

[Girl]: second night in a row, was in bed at least an hour and a half earlier than usual and i couldn't fall asleep to save my life
Me: :(
[Girl]: was wandering around the house at 3:45 am
Me: as my clone I could make a suggestion that's guaranteed to work, however, it's forward
[Girl]: but when i wake up, i clear my sinuses and then feel fine for the most part
[Girl]: lol
[Girl]: doesn't work for me ;-)
Me: pack of lies
Me: LIES
Me: oh
Me: you're not a guy
[Girl]: lol
Me: that kind of thing makes you want to clean and cook and pet things
[Girl]: hahahahaha
Me: which kind of makes sense
Me: because for guys, that moment is pretty much the culmination of everything we're here for
Me: and for ladies, that's the start
Me: *fear*
[Girl]: hahaha
Me: omg yet another epiphany!
[Girl]: hahaha
Me: it's not women that should hold out!
Me: it's men!!
Me: OMG
[Girl]: hahahahaha
Me: ALERT THE MEDIA
ALERT THEM

Nov 4 2010

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This blogsite is (going to be) the culmination of several years worth of recorded online chats, conversations, conjectures, arguments, poker stories, bad MS Paint drawings, worse relationships, chess jokes, and my imagination, which is truly the scariest thing here.